Reality TV Updates

Flavor Flav brought back the Big Apple on the latest episode of “Flavor of Love 2” Sunday night.

Season one’s resident loudmouth and runner-up, New York was called in by Flav himself to help choose who would be next in line for eliminations.

And New York, aka Tiffany Patterson, showed no mercy, reigning down on the remaining women with a vicious hellfire of words and, of course, physical violence (Anyone who kept up with season one probably remembers the beatdown she gave the contestant Pumpkin last season after Pumpkin decided to use New York’s face as her own personal spittoon.)

Among the throwdowns:
– At a photo shoot for Urb magazine, New York and Krazy get into a verbal scrap that most assuredly would have ended in bloodshed if Flavor didn’t step in (though New York shaking the chair Krazy was in may or may not have resulted in a few backside splinters.) – After taking her sweet time getting gussied up in the communal bathroom, New York gets ticked with the girls when they take to long getting ready. Hurled insults lead to a heated argument between New York and Bootz. Bootz eventually apologizes and New York keeps her title as house alpha female.

By the end of the episode nerves are super rattled, Nibblz is sent home for being too much of a hoochie mama (Flav is, after all, a family man) and an unexpected cold sore on Beautuful’s lip sent her packing as well.

Now here is the kicker: After all is said and done, Flav invites New York BACK into the game as a season two contestant and she accepts.

The announcement is so traumatic to Becky Buckwild that she offers her clock back and loses her homegirl demeanor, much to Flavor Flav’s surprise.

Funniest interaction:

Flav: “I have one question for you.”
Buckwild: “What’s that?”
Flav: “Where the hell did your accent go?”

Pure hilarity.

——————-